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Just   For Fun !! # 1

A man trying to understand the nature of God and asked him:
"God,how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: " A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"
And God said, "In a minute."



An old lady was lying on her death bed and her husband was sitting by her side when the wife turned to her husband and said, "I have to tell you something. In my underwear drawer is a black box. Look in it and come back to me and tell me what you see. So the husband went home and looked in the box and found 50,000 dollars and 3 eggs.

The next day the husband went back to his wife and said he had found 50,000 dollars and 3 eggs, and then he asked what the money and eggs where for. The wife replied, "Each time we made love and I was disappointed I put 1 egg in the box." The husband smiled because there were so few eggs in the box, but his wife quickly noticed the smile out of the corner of her eye and said, "Every time I collected 1 dozen eggs I would sell them in the market and put the money in the black box.

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